c-cumberbatch:

mytardishaswings:

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

OH MY GOD 

THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF

(via saltydawn)

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terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: terufrying, via saltydawn)

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cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

(Source: firefoxed, via pizza)

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dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

(via pizza)

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officialfrenchtoast:

officialfrenchtoast:

Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me

I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel

(via blissfulunholyignorance)

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you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin, via pizza)

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